April 22, 2010

Chris Versus Boston Terriers


Wassssuuupp Peeps! Guest blogger here taking over... the better half of the Huang genetic material... Ivy! Now some of you may be wondering... why is Ting's little sister blogging on Ting's site?  What could be the driving force behind such an unusual occurance? 

Well, to answer your question, the reason I have usurped Ting's blog is because I am starting a CRUCIAL campaign.  I'm trying to prevent a travesty of EPIC proportions! H.U.G.E.! Like Clash of the Titans big!!!  Are you guys ready for it???

Let's begin...

Now we all know Ting wants a dog.  Like wants one tomorrow... but here is the travesty...

CHRIS DOESN'T LIKE BOSTON TERRIERS!!

(poncho is mirroring what should be everyone's reaction)

Or some of you may be thinking... c'mon crazy little sister... is this for real?




IT'S TRUE!! How is this possible you ask?
Apparently, my dog Poncho has left a sour taste in Chris' boston terrier hating mouth.  For those of you who have not had the life long pleasure of meeting the Ponchster.  He is a sweet, happy-go-lucky, cuddly ball of calm even temperment. 



see... I told you..

awwwwwwww...

Poncho and I have been fighting the good fight...   

Poncho even gives Chris the "I'm so cute" puppy dog eyes!


Why don't you love me Chris?


It has been a long uphill battle with no forseeable end in sight.  Unless.... YOU ALL join the campaign...  Come on guys... we can do this!


They are the best dogs in the world! They have short hair, so they're super easy to clean, not a lot of pet dander.  They're smart and easy to train. (you all saw the poncho blog about his different tricks Ting included earlier) 

FYI this is the dog chris wants...*shiver*
(taken from google images)
What is that??? Its not a dog! It some kind of non-extinct woolly mammoth... can you imagine having to vaccuum the remnants of his gigantic shag all over the house?? Not to mention the dumpster sized poop you'll have to dispose of!

Now back to the campaign...

I think we just need to convince him... that not only do you get a dog, you get ENDLESS hours of entertainment. I mean rolling on you stomach, laughing so hard you can't breathe entertainment.  Let me show you... and these are not even of poncho! let me show you the worldwide phenomenon of why people love boston terriers!

(photos from google images)


Whats not to love?? I don't understand???


Oops... uh... I dunno how that got there... um.. yes just disregard that picture.  Bostons don't like to chew things to disasterous proportions... thats not something they commonly do at all... that picture must show how the owner got really angry and shredded all that stuff and then blamed it on his poor hapless dog.  yes.. thats what happened...  moving on...

So the campaign of SAVE THE BOSTON TERRIERS begins today! So please leave comments and convince Chris that he needs boston terriers in his life.  More important TING needs them in her life.  We're a boston terrier family... this is how it is.  You know... part of this is Ting's fault.  I mean, this should have all been negotiated on their first date.  DUH people. 

Just on a parting note.  Chris, Poncho has taken this to heart.  You've insulted his kind, and he's not happy. 



So LEAVE comments people! We need to work together!!!




  

7 comments:

Lynette said...

Love your blog, Ivy. It's been a while. Good luck on your compaign.

Cindy said...

OK, Chris, "Boston" is part of the breed name, and we all know how connected he is to Mass, it's an omen.

Coastal Suzz said...

hilarious! I totally agree with you Ivy! those pictures just crack me up, anyone it doesn't crack up is no fun. Chris, do you want to be no fun?!? (j/k, sorta)

grace said...

aww chris. poncho is a sweetheart. plus, you know ting will just bully you into getting her way. no need for a campaign at all. ;)

kfong said...

As a member of the minority gender on this blog, I'm voting in support of Mr. Gaudet. Big linebacker-sized guys don't look right walking little tiny dogs down the street. Take a pic post it to the blog and you'll see.

Congrats on the jobbie! See you guys next week.

Anhe said...

haha. I agree with Grace. Don't fight it Chris. You know Ting will get one anyway :p. At best, you might convince her of a boston terrier/non-extinct mammoth mix? That would be interesting...

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